Yo mama is so lazy, it takes her two hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she said she wanted to be a millionaire, she just sat there waiting for someone to hand it to her.

Yo mama is so loud, when she enters a room, the volume goes up.

Yo mama is so cross-eyed, when she cries, the tears roll down her back.

Yo mama so fat, she decided to get in shape and is still waiting for the right moment.

Yo mama so short, she trips over flat surfaces.

Yo mama so bald, she took a sponge bath and got brainwashed.

Yo mama so slow, if she was any slower, she would be going backwards.

Yo mama so hairy, when she walked into Ulta, they said 'We don't do pets.'

Yo mama so bald, she got a tattoo on her head that says 'Recede'.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the theater, she sits next to everyone.

Yo mama so slow, she took a course on 'speed reading' and hasn't finished it yet.

Yo mama so old, she was a VIP at the Last Supper.

Yo mama so hairy, her armpit hair is so long she can braid it.

Yo mama so bald, even a wig store rejected her.

Yo mama is so lazy, she invented a robot to brush her teeth.

Yo mama is so short, she does cartwheels in a dollhouse.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she couldn't walk a straight line even if Velcroed to the floor.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to see the solar eclipse with sunglasses.

Yo mama is so stupid, she brought a surfboard to the internet.

Yo mama is so lazy, she came in last place in a sleep marathon.