Yo mama is so rich, when she cries, the tears are dollar bills.

Yo mama is so slow, when she walks, snails pass her.

Yo mama is so strong, she can lift a house with one hand.

Yo mama is so elegant, when she enters a room, the chandeliers bow.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she heard it was time to change the clock for Daylight Saving, she just went to bed.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she heard it was a scorcher outside, she took a water bottle to bed.

Yo mama is so stupid, she put two M&M's in her ears and thought she was listening to Eminem.

Yo mama is so lazy, she is on a 15-minute break from her 3-hour nap.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she decided to be an Uber driver, all her passengers had 1-star ratings for 'car cleanliness'.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she burps, she farts out a tumbleweed.

Yo mama is so poor, her house is so small, when she drops a coin, she has to choose between finding it and getting out of the house.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she takes a shower, her drain is a clogged forest.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weight loss app.

Yo mama is so short, she smells like feet when she sleeps.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she goes to bed, she brings a pillow to the couch.

Yo mama is so stupid, she saw a 'Wet Floor' sign and said, 'I'll wait for it to dry'.

Yo mama is so ugly, her reflection ducks down when she looks in the mirror.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she gets out of the shower, she's already dry.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't make lemonade when life gives her lemons.

Yo mama is so short, she's a foot shorter than a yard.

Yo mama is so lazy, she didn't take the day off, the day took her off.