Yo mama is so cheap, when she goes to the park, she takes pictures of other people's picnics.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, the history textbooks had pictures of her childhood.

Yo mama is so cheap, when she found a penny, she declared bankruptcy.

Yo mama is so dirty, when she goes swimming, the garbage truck tries to pick her up.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went to the makeup counter, they said 'We don't do Halloween here'.

Yo mama is so old, when she farts, her dentures fall out.

Yo mama is so poor, when I visited her house, I asked for a glass of water and she gave me a picture of one.

Yo mama is so cheap, when she goes to McDonald's, she brings her own Happy Meal toy.

Yo mama is so short, she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she played The Floor is Lava, she melted the carpet.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, they wrote the textbooks on stone tablets.

Yo mama is so mean, when she plays Monopoly, she buys all the properties and charges extra rent.

Yo mama is so slow, when she entered a marathon, they declared it a walkathon.

Yo mama is so short, when she dances, she can limbo under a door.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she got a job at the grocery store, she labeled the bananas 'potatoes'.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the beach, she took first place in the 'Hairiest Legs' contest.

Yo mama is so cheap, when she heard it was a 'steakhouse', she brought her own steak.

Yo mama is so dirty, when she wears sandals, they leave dirt footprints.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she got lost in thought, it was unfamiliar territory.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a new type of tennis shoe.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her where she got her shirt, she said 'Straight off my back'.