Yo mama is so clumsy, when she went to the art gallery, she painted it red.

Yo mama is so dumb, when I told her the sky's the limit, she asked which limit.

Yo mama is so hairy, she had to braid the hair on her legs to wear shorts.

Yo mama is so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't use the stairs, she slides down the banister.

Yo mama is so dumb, she locked herself in a motorcycle.

Yo mama is so slow, when she tries to catch the bus, it catches her instead.

Yo mama is so slow, when people run circles around her, they end up back at the start.

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to the buffet, they have to call for backup.

Yo mama is so ugly, the devil saw her and said 'Oh no, another competition'.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, history was her personal diary.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't just raise the roof, she taxes it.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to color in a black and white television.

Yo mama is so slow, when she runs a race, it gets rescheduled to tomorrow.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, rocks were considered high-tech toys.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't eat cereal for breakfast, she eats cereal for dinner.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't burp, she gives the air permission to escape.

Yo mama is so fat, she has her own postal code.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she wears flip flops, she looks like Sasquatch in heels.

Yo mama is so dirty, her boogers are classified hazardous waste.

Yo mama is so illiterate, she tried to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.