Yo mama's so cheap, she uses both sides of the toilet paper.

Yo mama's so lazy, she doesn't walk the dog, she rides it.

Yo mama's so ugly, even the tide wouldn't bring her in.

Yo mama's so short, she poses for trophies in a doll house.

Yo mama's so dumb, she stares at a cup of orange juice for hours because it says 'concentrate'.

Yo mama's so hairy, when she lifted up her arm, she won a rap battle.

Yo mama's so lazy, her dream job is getting paid to sleep.

Yo mama's so lazy, she has a remote control for the remote control.

Yo mama's so ugly, she scares the monsters under the bed.

Yo mama's so slow, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama's so bad at cooking, she can't even boil water without burning it.

Yo mama's so dumb, she returned a puzzle because she thought it was broken.

Yo mama is so tall, when she does a backflip, she kicks God in the chin.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to eat a ham sandwich with a fork.

Yo mama is so ugly, the FDA requires warning labels on her face.

Yo mama is so slow, she takes a week to cook minute rice.

Yo mama is so dirty, her dishwasher goes on strike.

Yo mama is so greasy, the US tried to invade her face for oil.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves cash out the window and calls it 'making it rain'.

Yo mama is so greasy, her pot leaves a slip-and-slide trail.

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes a cactus jealous.