Yo mama is so slow, she took a time management course and failed.

Yo mama is so smelly, she uses her socks as air fresheners.

Yo mama is so uncool, when she tried to be hip, she dislocated it.

Yo mama is so forgetful, she thinks her memory foam mattress comes with a two-week trial period.

Yo mama is so unoriginal, her nickname is Yo Mama.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for trophy.

Yo mama is so loud, she wakes up the neighbors when she sleeps.

Yo mama is so strange, she puts lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo mama is so greedy, she took a job at the bakery just to make ends meet.

Yo mama is so disorganized, she couldn't find water if she fell out of a boat.

Yo mama is so lazy, she wrote a book called 'How to do Nothing' and never finished it.

Yo mama is so short, she uses a dime as a frisbee.

Yo mama is so short, she can do limbo under a caterpillar.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went for a haircut, the barber ran away.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes swimming, people mistake her for a sea monster.

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to a buffet, they have to refill the entire buffet.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the zoo, they told her to stay in her cage.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she heard it was time to work, she took a nap instead.

Yo mama is so old, when I asked her what was her favorite childhood memory, she said she couldn't remember.

Yo mama is so lazy, she tried to turn off the light switch using the TV remote.