Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to alphabetize her fridge magnets.

Yo mama is so fat, she took a selfie in panoramic mode.

Yo mama is so lazy, she uses a ladder to change the TV channel.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she accidentally invented breakdancing.

Yo mama is so loud, she wakes up the neighbors on FaceTime.

Yo mama is so poor, she uses both sides of the toilet paper.

Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge a raindrop.

Yo mama is so uncoordinated, she falls UP the stairs.

Yo mama is so mean, she grinds her coffee beans with her teeth.

Yo mama is so dirty, her shower has a ring of soap scum.

Yo mama is so tall, she uses a skyscraper as a step-stool.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves an ice cream cone around and calls it air conditioning.

Yo mama is so slow, she watches the grass grow.

Yo mama is so dirty, she grows mold in the shower.

Yo mama is so tall, she did a backflip and kicked a cloud.

Yo mama is so bald, she curls up with a cotton ball to sleep.

Yo mama is so cheap, when I asked her for a light, she handed me a match she found on the ground.

Yo mama is so mean, she reminds me of a porcupine - small, chubby, and nobody wants to be around her.

Yo mama is so lazy, she's a part-time greeter at a corn maze.

Yo mama is so loud, she can silence a rock concert.

Yo mama is so forgetful, she went to the movie theater, and then forgot why she was there.