Yo mama is so crazy, she puts air freshener in her pockets to keep her breath fresh.

Yo mama is so short, when she goes to hug someone, she ends up headbutting them.

Yo mama is so cheap, she waves off mosquitoes and says 'Fly home.'

Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the mirror into cracking.

Yo mama is so slow, she took a timeout during a game of freeze tag.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the beach, she brought her own seaweed.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to alphabetize her shoes.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the movies, other people yell 'Down in front!'

Yo mama is so short, she uses a DVD as a frisbee.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she accidentally ironed her curtains.

Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a t-shirt, helicopters try to land on her.

Yo mama is so big, she uses a hula hoop as a belt.

Yo mama is so lazy, she puts a mirror under her nose to see if she's breathing.

Yo mama is so lazy, she counts watching Netflix as a workout.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves around a pork chop and calls it a dog toy.

Yo mama is so big, when she wears a red dress, everyone screams 'Kool-Aid!'

Yo mama is so old, when I asked her when her birthday was, she said 'before they invented calendars'.

Yo mama is so big, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

Yo mama is so slow, when she tried to catch the ice cream truck, it was sold out.

Yo mama is so cheap, she stole free samples.

Yo mama is so small, she rides a tortoise to work.