Yo mama is so lazy, when she got a piece of cake, she made a wish that someone would blow out the candles for her.

Yo mama is so old, when Noah said it was going to rain, she started to pack her things for the ark.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tripped over a wireless router.

Yo mama is so weird, she wears a bathing suit to a paintball fight.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks into a store, the security alarm goes off.

Yo mama is so plain, she makes vanilla look exotic.

Yo mama is so awkward, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out the W's.

Yo mama is so disorganized, she went to a hair salon to get a Bluetooth.

Yo mama is so bad at cooking, even the smoke alarm cheers her on.

Yo mama is so messy, she went to a hair salon to get a Bluetooth.

Yo mama is so dimwitted, she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama is so lazy, she has a winter coat for her summer coat.

Yo mama is so slow, when she tried to chase the mailman, her shadow caught up.

Yo mama is so old, she sold her soul to the devil and got a discount.

Yo mama is so lazy, she puts on a fitness tracker to track her naps.

Yo mama is so ugly, she made a scarecrow resign from its job.

Yo mama is so poor, she hangs up a sock to dry and calls it a flag.

Yo mama is so fat, when she has on a red dress, people shout 'Hey, Kool-Aid!'

Yo mama is so ugly, her reflection turns the other way.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she trips over a pillow.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her if she needed help, she said 'I'm just rearranging my pockets'.