Yo mama is so tall, when she plays hopscotch, she plays with trees.

Yo mama is so short, she can high-five people's knees.

Yo mama is so hairy, people call her Chewbacca's cousin.

Yo mama is so poor, she hangs a thermometer outside to find out the temperature.

Yo mama is so fat, she wears a VCR as a wristwatch.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she got kicked out of a flower shop for stepping on the tulips.

Yo mama is so poor, she uses dryer lint as a pillow.

Yo mama is so dumb, she stole free bread.

Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the cockroaches out of the house.

Yo mama is so tall, when she gets in an elevator, it turns into a submarine.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for trophies on keychains.

Yo mama is so greasy, her sweat can be used as cooking oil.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she got kicked out of the bakery for destroying all the dough.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes camping, bears hide their food from her.

Yo mama is so greasy, she used bacon as a hairbrush.

Yo mama is so tall, she did a backflip and kicked a plane out of the sky.

Yo mama is so old, she sweats dust.

Yo mama is so lazy, she left the house because she heard it was a smoke-free zone.

Yo mama is so small, she poses for trophies.

Yo mama is so lazy, she thought a two-income household meant she got two allowances.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she went to the museum and broke a bone on the dinosaur skeleton.