Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it read 'to be continued...'

Yo mama's so lazy, she has a remote for the remote.

Yo mama's so hairy, she has afros on her nipples.

Yo mama's so poor, she takes the trash in for McDonald's gift certificates.

Yo mama's so hairy, when you were born, the doctor said 'It's a monkey!'.

Yo mama's so stupid, she failed a survey.

Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

Yo mama's so lazy, she's a stay-at-hive mom.

Yo mama's so smelly, when she farted, they found WMDs.

Yo mama's so stubborn, she argues with a recipe.

Yo mama's so clumsy, she got tangled in a cordless phone.

Yo mama's so fat, she puts on her belt with a boomerang.

Yo mama's so clumsy, she tripped over a wireless keyboard.

Yo mama's so fat, she lays down and takes up three solar systems.

Yo mama's so nasty, she made a cucumber cry.

Yo mama's so poor, when she walks by the TV, you miss a commercial.

Yo mama's so short, she models for Fisher Price.

Yo mama's so lazy, she walks her fish instead of her dog.

Yo mama's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at her last hug.