Yo mama is so wrinkly, when she wears a turtleneck, she looks like a pack of hot dogs.

Yo mama is so cheap, when she went to the dollar store, they had to pay her.

Yo mama is so uncoordinated, she tripped over her shoelaces.

Yo mama is so tall, she did a backflip and hit the moon.

Yo mama is so old, when she farts, it sounds like Morse code.

Yo mama is so old, she walked into an antique shop and they kept her.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she fell out of bed, she just rolled over.

Yo mama is so hairy, WiFi signals get lost in her armpit hair.

Yo mama is so mean, when she bakes cookies, she uses baking soda instead of sugar.

Yo mama is so short, she needs a step stool to reach the ground.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, they used stone tablets instead of books.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked to see her phone, she handed me two cups connected by a string.

Yo mama is so short, she needs a booster seat to see over the curb.

Yo mama is so lazy, she goes to the drive-thru at the gym.

Yo mama is so ugly, even flies wouldn't land on her.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked for her WiFi password, she said 'we have no wi-fi.'

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't exercise, she 'exorcises'.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, dinosaurs were still roaming the Earth.

Yo mama is so dumb, when she saw the 'Under 17 not admitted' sign, she went home to get 16 friends.

Yo mama is so poor, she takes the trash in for burgers.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't turn off lights, she carries a nightlight.