Yo mama is so wise, when she speaks, even Google takes notes.

Yo mama is so creative, when she paints, rainbows ask for tips.

Yo mama is so smart, when she went to school, she taught the teachers.

Yo mama is so kind, when she plays poker, she lets everyone else win.

Yo mama is so cool, when she steps outside, the temperature drops.

Yo mama is so athletic, when she plays basketball, she slam dunks from half court.

Yo mama is so fashionable, when she wears a belt, the whole world follows the trend.

Yo mama is so clean, when she walks by, soap asks for her autograph.

Yo mama is so generous, when she goes to the bank, they give her money.

Yo mama is so brave, when she crosses the street, cars look both ways.

Yo mama is so talented, when she sings, birds stop to listen.

Yo mama is so organized, when she arranges a picnic, ants bring the food.

Yo mama is so lazy, she got a tie with a clip-on.

Yo mama is so weird, when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said 'Airport Left,' she turned around and went home.

Yo mama is so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out.

Yo mama is so slow, she went to a movie and saw the trailer.

Yo mama so hairy, when she asked for a hair trim, they sent her to the pet groomer.

Yo mama so disgusting, she gargles with sewer water.

Yo mama so clumsy, she tripped over a wireless pencil.

Yo mama so stinky, when she walks past people, they check their shoes.

Yo mama so lazy, she's on a cereal box as the mascot for Frosted Snoozes.