Yo mama so stinky, she uses perfume as bug spray.

Yo mama so lazy, she napped through the Ice Age.

Yo mama so greasy, when she slides on the floor, she leaves a trail of oil slicks.

Yo mama so hairy, she gets mistaken for a rug.

Yo mama so short, she poses for dollhouse furniture.

Yo mama so lazy, she's the CEO of the procrastination club.

Yo mama so stinky, she uses rotten eggs as air freshener.

Yo mama so small, she pole dances on a tootsie roll.

Yo mama so hairy, she has to use a lawnmower to shave her legs.

Yo mama so lazy, she thinks a two-minute microwave dinner is too much effort.

Yo mama so stinky, she walked past a skunk and the skunk said, 'What's that smell?'

Yo mama so small, she uses a penny as a surfboard.

Yo mama so hairy, she braids the carpets in her house.

Yo mama so lazy, she invented a robot to give her a high five.

Yo mama so poor, when she goes to the movies, she brings a cardboard box to sit on.

Yo mama so lazy, when she was asked to do the electric slide, she got a generator.

Yo mama so ugly, Bob the Builder took one look at her and said 'I can't fix that.'

Yo mama so lazy, she thinks playing Candy Crush is a full-time job.

Yo mama so lazy, she's a part-time dreamer.

Yo mama so insensitive, she wears white after Labor Day.

Yo mama so cheap, when she played Monopoly, she collected interest from the bank.