Yo mama is so lazy, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she broke her leg trying to kick a can down the road.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she took a shower, she clogged the drain with fur.

Yo mama is so slow, when she runs, the snails zoom past her.

Yo mama is so tall, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked a satellite.

Yo mama is so poor, she shops at the dollar store and uses Monopoly money.

Yo mama is so small, she uses a Dorito chip as a boogie board.

Yo mama is so slow, when she plays Minecraft, she builds a house in 7 days.

Yo mama is so small, when she got lost in a corn maze, they used string cheese to find her.

Yo mama is so tall, she did a cartwheel and hit the moon.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went for a haircut, they found a treasure map.

Yo mama is so lazy, she opens the refrigerator with a remote control.

Yo mama is so tall, she did a backflip and kicked the ozone layer.

Yo mama is so lazy, she invented a robot to do her homework.

Yo mama is so short, she does backflips under the rainbow.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't use a remote control, she just changes the channel with her mind.

Yo mama is so fat, when she walks backwards, she makes the Earth rotate the other way.

Yo mama is so small, she bungee jumps off a toothpick.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't jog, she buys a treadmill just to hang clothes on.

Yo mama is so small, she pole vaults off of a butter knife.

Yo mama is so tall, she tripped over the moon.