Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't shower, she just waits for it to rain.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she uses a jackhammer to eat Jello.

Yo mama is so weak, she can't even do a push-up on a doorbell.

Yo mama is so tall, she makes Shaq look like a jockey.

Yo mama is so slow, she took a sloth to the Indy 500 and won.

Yo mama is so old, her photo album is a cave painting.

Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a two-mile walk is a marathon.

Yo mama is so old, she's a bookmark in history class.

Yo mama is so short, she does flips under the coffee table.

Yo mama is so lazy, she sleeps with her shoes on.

Yo mama is so lazy, she got an ambulance to take her to the gym.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves around a family-size pack of ramen noodles and calls it 'all you can eat.'

Yo mama is so old, when she looks through a photo album, she's in black and white.

Yo mama is so short, when she sneezes, her head hits the floor.

Yo mama is so noisy, she makes the microwave beep before it's even done.

Yo mama is so greasy, her sweat could fry a chicken.

Yo mama is so lazy, she's a part-time scarecrow.

Yo mama is so short, she makes dachshunds look like Great Danes.

Yo mama is so poor, she ducks under the bed when the rent is due.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the barbershop, they had to call for backup.

Yo mama is so short, she hangs glides on Doritos.