Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a wireless earring.

Yo mama is so skinny, she went to get a tan and the sun went down.

Yo mama is so bad at cooking, the flies fix the screen door to avoid her meals.

Yo mama is so fat, her dress size is 'equator'.

Yo mama is so hairy, she uses conditioner as shaving cream.

Yo mama is so dumb, she went to a mind reader and came out with a job application.

Yo mama is so skinny, she uses spaghetti as a jump rope.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for trophy cups.

Yo mama is so hairy, she grooms like a chimpanzee.

Yo mama is so short, she does limbo under the kitchen table.

Yo mama is so short, she swims in puddles.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't work, she delegates.

Yo mama is so fat, she leaves footprints in concrete.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to climb Mount Everest with a step stool.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her for a dollar, she gave me Monopoly money.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn’t exercise, she practices the art of relaxation.

Yo mama is so dumb, she brought a ladder to a mental test.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves a hot dog on a string and calls it 'Fishing for dinner'.

Yo mama is so lazy, she sends text messages to the remote control.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she couldn't walk and chew gum at the same time.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't dress for success, she dresses for bed.