Yo mama is so broke, she can't even afford to pay attention.

Yo mama is so stupid, she failed a blood test.

Yo mama is so short, she needs a ladder to eat M&Ms.

Yo mama is so weak, when she tried to lift a finger, she failed.

Yo mama is so broke, she opens her wallet and moths fly out.

Yo mama is so stupid, it took her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the zoo, the chimps thought she was their cousin.

Yo mama is so short, she trips on a dime and falls on a nickel.

Yo mama is so weak, when she tried to do push-ups, she punched the floor.

Yo mama is so broke, even the ATM declined her.

Yo mama is so weak, when she plays Tug of War, she's on both teams.

Yo mama is so cheap, when she goes to the theater, she brings a water bottle and a cup of ketchup.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she fell off a spinning globe.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she heard it was a crime to steal someone's heart, she stole a pacemaker.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she goes to the store, she walks out with a bruise sale.

Yo mama is so poor, when she heard people were talking about the 'golden years', she thought they were referring to soup kitchens.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the barbershop, they charged her double.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she walks the dog, she walks herself.

Yo mama is so mean, she put a video on youtube and it got demonetized for hate speech.

Yo mama is so short, she told her boss she needed a raise to get to the top of the pay scale.

Yo mama is so cheap, when she drops a penny, she says 'ceiling now'.