Yo mama so clumsy, she tried to trip over a rug but missed.

Yo mama so thin, she uses dental floss as a jump rope.

Yo mama so lazy, she doesn't jog, she hiccups.

Yo mama so clumsy, when she plays chess, she keeps knocking over the pawns.

Yo mama so slow, when she tried to get into the fast lane, she got a parking ticket.

Yo mama so forgetful, she studied for a blood test.

Yo mama so loud, when she sleeps, the neighbors start a jazz band.

Yo mama so smelly, she used Old Spice body wash, and now it's New Spice.

Yo mama so bony, she sleeps on a skeleton key.

Yo mama is so small, she skydives on a gnat's back.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a dive bar was a swimming pool for submarines.

Yo mama is so short, she breakdances under doorways.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she gets a haircut, they have to mow the lawn first.

Yo mama is so lazy, she brings a spoon to a knife fight.

Yo mama is so small, she skydives on a Dorito chip.

Yo mama is so old, that when she was in school, the only subject was 'History of the Dinosaurs.'

Yo mama is so short, she does flips under the couch.

Yo mama is so small, she uses a grain of salt as a pillow.

Yo mama is so old, that when she was in school, the class was called 'The Prehistoric Times.'

Yo mama is so short, she goes storm chasing with a step ladder.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a wireless computer mouse.