Yo mama is so crazy, she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo mama is so forgetful, she can't even remember to pay attention.

Yo mama is so fat, her favorite restaurant is the 'All You Can Eat Buffet'.

Yo mama is so small, she has to use a ladder to reach the bottom of the cookie jar.

Yo mama is so poor, she drives a bumper car with a 'for sale' sign.

Yo mama is so lazy, she invented a robot to slap people for her.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't exercise; she sends her shadow to the gym.

Yo mama is so short, she moonwalks under the door.

Yo mama is so skinny, she hula hoops with a spaghetti noodle.

Yo mama is so lazy, she fired her mirror for not showing her the reflection of a queen.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a cordless keyboard.

Yo mama is so ugly, even Scooby-Doo runs away from her.

Yo mama is so wrinkled, she looks like a prune that's been sitting in the sun for too long.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she took a shower, the drain clogged from all the hair.

Yo mama is so poor, her front door has a 'Monopoly' sticker on it.

Yo mama is so fat, she breaks the sidewalk when she walks.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't shake the salt, she just licks the top of the pretzel.

Yo mama is so fat, she leaves footprints in the carpet.

Yo mama is so old, she uses an autographed Bible.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for mini-me dolls.

Yo mama is so lazy, she uses a rake to pick up dropped popcorn.