Yo mama is so greasy, when she walks into KFC, she skips the line.

Yo mama is so lazy, she sticks her phone in her sock so she can 'text with her toe'.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she bungee jumps, she gets dreadlocks.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she takes a selfie, she has to use the forward-facing camera.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in high school, history was called 'current events.'

Yo mama is so slow, she makes a snail look like a speed demon.

Yo mama is so weak, she couldn't knock a sock off the floor.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she went to the bank, she asked for a check-up.

Yo mama is so fat, she brings a spoon to the super bowl.

Yo mama is so short, she can do a limbo under the snake's belly.

Yo mama is so ugly, she puts the 'ugly' in 'mug shot'.

Yo mama is so short, when she jumps, she hangs in the air like a frisbee.

Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a purple dress, people shout 'Barney!'

Yo mama is so hairy, when she got arrested, they charged her with concealing a weapon.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she plays tag, she tags herself 'It' and takes a nap.

Yo mama is so dumb, she starred in a silent movie and the audience still heard her.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she goes on a diet, she orders a light salad - hold the lettuce.

Yo mama is so short, she dives into a teacup.

Yo mama is so short, she needs a ladder to climb onto the curb.

Yo mama is so slow, she makes sloths look like speed demons.

Yo mama is so weak, she tried to lift a feather and pulled a muscle.