Jokes about bodily functions or hygiene, often juvenile.
What's a fly's favorite game in the bathroom? Hide and pee-k!
What did the toilet say to the plunger? You're my last hope!
Why did the toilet paper bring a tape measure to the bathroom? To get to the bottom of things!
What's the best way to stop a party in the bathroom? Flush the guests out!
Why did the bathroom break up with the kitchen? Because they couldn't handle the heat!
How do you fix a broken tub? With a band-aid aid!
Why did the outhouse get invited to the party? Because it was the number one choice!
Why don't aliens use bathrooms? Because they prefer to be space-y!
What did one hand soap say to the other? Don't leave me hanging!
Why was the nose always in trouble? It was always picking on people.
Why did the toilet paper roll its eyes at the soap? Because it was getting a little tongue-in-cheek.
What did the bathtub say to the shower? Let's soak up the good times together.
Why did the toilet brush get a promotion? It had a handle on the situation.
Why did the drain scream in the shower? It was having a hair-raising experience.
What did the plunger say to the toilet? Let's be sure to plunge into action when needed.
Why did the toilet paper feel rebellious? It was tired of being bossed around by the roll.
What did one soap bar say to the shampoo? Let's lather up and come clean together.
Why did the toothpaste avoid the mouthwash? It didn't want to rinse away their friendship.
What did one tissue say to the other tissue? Let's dab our troubles away.
What did the roll of paper towels say to the spill? Let's wipe the slate clean.
Why did the toilet bowl blush? Because it had to take a number 2.