Why did the plunger go to the comedy club? To unclog some laughter!

Why did the tap dance on the sink? Because it had some great water moves!

Why did the soap win an award? It was the cleanest of them all!

What did one sink say to another sink? Let's not let this friendship go down the drain!

Why did the toilet paper blush? Because it saw its crush, the towel!

Why did the toothbrush go to the party? Because it wanted to brush up on its social skills!

Why did the soap bar always tell jokes? It loved to clean up in laughter!

Why did the soap bar go to the beach? To wash away its troubles in the waves!

How does a toothbrush stay in touch? It keeps it bristles crossed!

Why did the sponge get a promotion? It always soaked up the success!

What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You're throne-tastic!

Why did the soap go to the moon? It heard it was out of this world!

How does a toothbrush greet another toothbrush? It gives a plaque on the cheek!

Why was the toilet always happy? It had a lot of bowel laughter!

Why did the soap go on strike? It was tired of being taken for granite!

Why did the sponge go to the seashore? It wanted to soak up the sun!

How does a toothbrush call its spaceship? A plaque-trocket!

Why did the germ break up with the cellphone? It couldn't handle the call waiting!

What did one bathtub say to the other? Let's fill each other up with joy!

Why did the germ go to the school dance? It wanted to spread some infection!

Why did the soap go to the party? It wanted to wash away its problems!