What do you call a bathroom with no towels? A drying disappointment!

Why did the toilet lid apologize? It let things get out of hand!

Why was the toilet afraid of the drain? It heard it was a downer!

How did the tissue dance at the party? It got stuck in a boogie!

Why did the bladder start a band? It was tired of holding it all in!

Why did the bathroom get lost? It took the wrong turn at the shower!

How does a piece of gum say goodbye? It sticks around for a little while!

How do you know if a tissue is bad at poker? It always folds!

What do you call a dentist's advice? His flossophy!

Why did the toilet paper call in sick? It was feeling wiped out!

What did the soap say to the shower curtain? Let's clean up this act!

Why couldn't the toilet paper find its way out of the bathroom? It was stuck in a maze of twists and turns!

What did the toilet say to the toilet brush? Let's scrub away our troubles!

Why couldn't the toilet handle the stress? It cracked under pressure!

Why did the soap opera get canceled? It kept lathering on the drama!

Why couldn't the toilet paper run for office? It was afraid of getting flushed with power!

Why did the soap get a new job? It wanted to suds up its career!

Why couldn't the toilet handle the pressure? It was about to crack under the strain!

What did the plumber say to the clogged toilet? Let's dive in head first!

Why did the toilet brush go to therapy? It had some deep-seated issues!

What did the toilet say to the sink? Let's put our drainage problems behind us!