Why don't toilets ever get married? Because they're always cracking under pressure!

What did the poop say to the toilet? You're a real stool sample!

Why did the toilet brush go to school? It wanted to get a handle on things!

Why did the sink feel self-conscious? Because it always felt drained!

What did the toilet say to the plunger after a long day? I need you to pull me out of this mess!

Why did the fart go to the party? Because it wanted to be a gas!

What do you call a bear in the bathroom? Stinky!

What do you call a bathroom with no toilet? A sad place!

What do you get when you mix a toilet and a computer? A download!

Why did the toilet paper roll in the mud? It wanted to find a new crack!

What do you call a bathroom with no toilet brush? A real mess waiting to happen!

Why did the soap break up with the shampoo? It couldn't handle the lather anymore!

Why did the toilet paper feel unappreciated? It felt wiped out!

What do you call a bathroom with no sink? A real stinker!

Why did the shower curtain break up with the tub? It felt like it was being held back!

What did the toilet say to the plunger? You're plunging into my heart!

Why did the soap need therapy? It had trouble expressing its feelings!

What do you call a toilet that never flushes? A real constipated commode!

Why did the toilet brush get promoted? It had good scrubbing skills!

What did one toilet say to the other? Is this seat taken?

Why did the bathroom scale stop working? It couldn't handle the weight!