What did the soap dispenser say to the bar of soap? Let's lather up some fun!

What did one sink say to the other sink? Water you up to today?

Why did the toilet paper get so emotional? It was on a roll of feelings!

What did the toothbrush say to the toilet brush? Let's clean up this town!

Why did the toilet brush refuse to clean? It had a bristle with management!

Why did the soap take up gardening? It wanted to clean up the dirt!

Why did the toilet paper bring a friend to the party? It needed a plus one!

How does a spider avoid getting stuck in the shower drain? It uses web repellent!

What did the toothpaste tube say to the toothbrush? Squeeze me, baby!

How does a bear avoid clogging the toilet? He uses the woods instead!

Why did the tissue paper go to school? To get a higher education!

Why did the toilet brush refuse to clean? It had too much dirt on its mind!

How does a tree use the bathroom? With its roots!

Why did the soap opera actor fail as a plumber? He couldn't handle the drama in the pipes!

How does a ghost brush its teeth? With boo-bristle toothpaste!

Why did the toilet paper roll on the ground? It had a rough day!

What did one tooth say to the other tooth? Bite me!

How does a banana peel use the bathroom? It slips in quietly!

What did one shower curtain say to the other? Don't leave me hanging!

Why did the toilet paper bring a smartphone to the bathroom? To take selfies!

How does a skeleton clean its bathroom? With a skeleton brush!