What do you call a cow in the bathroom? A moopoo!

What did one toilet say to another toilet at Christmas? Aren't we flushing good tonight!

Why did the toilet struggle to make friends? It had a crappy attitude!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese stuck on the bathroom floor!

What did the toilet say to the bathroom mirror? You reflect me!

Why did the toothbrush go to school? To brush up on its hygiene!

What did the toilet attend to improve its vocabulary? A synonym-roll!

Why did the toilet go to therapy? It couldn't handle all the butt hurts!

What do you call a bathroom dinosaur? A pee-rex!

Why do ghosts love using the bathroom? Because they can boo-boo all they want!

Why was the toilet embarrassed? It saw too many cracks!

Why did the soap go to school? It wanted to become a germ killer!

What do you call a bathroom with a sense of humor? A bath-room!

Why was the toilet paper always stuck up? Because it was on a roll!

Why did the poop emoji never feel lonely? It always had company!

What do you get when you mix a toilet and a computer? A crappy interface!

Why did the shower make a great detective? It was great at finding leaks!

Why did the toilet paper roll run out of the bathroom? It got tired of all the crap.

What do you call a bear in the bathroom? Bear-y smelly!

Why did the germ go to the bathroom? To take a potty break!

Why did the toothbrush refuse to work late? It needed to brush up on its sleep!