Why did the soap cross the road? It wanted to clean the chicken on the other side!

Why did the germ get a job at the airport? It wanted to travel first class!

What do you call a monkey in the bathroom? A poo-flinger!

Why did the shampoo bottle go to therapy? It was having an identity crisis!

What do you call a bathroom full of comedians? A toilet humor convention!

Why did the toilet paper feel blue? It had a case of the wipes-whistles!

What do you call a fly on the bathroom wall? A peeping tom-fly!

Why did the banana go to the bathroom? It needed to peel better!

What do you call a pig in the bathroom? A ham-wash!

Why did the gum cross the road? It got stuck on the shoe again!

What do you call a bathroom ghost? A spook-lette!

What do you call a bear in the bathroom stall? A grizzly situation!

Why did the shampoo bottle go to the gym? It wanted to condition its muscles!

What did one soap say to the other soap? You’re lathering up quite nicely!

What do you call a deer in the bathroom? A buck-naked visitor!

What do you call a bathroom superhero? A toilet-avenger!

Why did the bacteria take the day off? It needed to decom-press!

Why do bananas need sunscreen? Because they peel!

Why did the scarecrow go to the bathroom? To relieve his corn!

Why was the nose feeling lonely? It needed booger buddies!

Why did the tomato turn up its music? It wanted to ketchup on the latest hits!