Jokes that intentionally lack a punchline or subvert expectations.
What did one door say to the other door? You're a-door-able.
Why was the belt the happiest of all the clothing items? It was always keeping pants up.
How do you organize a space party? You planet but don't tell the moon.
Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because its mother was in a jam.
What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the KFC.
Why do crabs never donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
Why did the candle break up with the light bulb? It thought things were getting too waxy.
I asked a zookeeper if he had a cat. He said no, they were all lions.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the zoo? It was a real gorilla.
Why did the scarecrow go to college? To get a little strawducation.
Why did the balloon go near the needle? To be a little edgy.
Why did the scientist break up with his Bunsen burner? There was no spark.
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they are shellfish.
Why did the scientist install a lighting rod? He had a shocking experiment.
Why did the tomato go to the party alone? Because it couldn't find a date.
Why did the tomato bring a bell to the salad? Because he wanted to be the best!
What did the angry plate say to the fork? Stop picking on me.
You know what makes me smile? My facial muscles.
What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow? Blue cheese.
Why was the traffic light feeling blue? It had too many intersectional relationships.