Jokes that intentionally lack a punchline or subvert expectations.
Why did the math book cry? Because it had too many problems.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was legally required to do so due to zoning laws.
A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it’s destroying his life.
What did the farmer say after he lost his tractor? "Where’s my tractor?"