Jokes that intentionally lack a punchline or subvert expectations.
Why did the pencil wear a jacket? It wanted to be sharp-dressed.
Why did the clock get arrested? It went back four seconds.
Why did the tomato break up with the salad? It couldn't ketchup.
Why did the scarecrow get a degree? To improve his straw-tagem.
Why did the bicycle take a nap? It was tired of cycling.
Why did the math book go to the party alone? It couldn't find a whole number.
Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bugs.
Why did the broom go to the store? To clean up the deals.
Why did the tomato get in a fight? It had beef with the lettuce.
Why did the clock go to the dance? It wanted to two-step.
Why did the tomato turn yellow? It was ripe.
What did the lawyer wear to court? Lawsuit.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well.
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me.
Why did the traffic light turn red? You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street.
What did the hat say to the scarf? You hang around, I'll go on ahead.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field.
What did the duck say to the bartender? Put it on my bill.
Why did the chicken join a band? It had the drumsticks.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.