Jokes that intentionally lack a punchline or subvert expectations.
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got steamed.
I told my friend I saw a car get in an accident. He asked, 'Did you witness it?' I said, 'No, I just saw the after-math.'
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing changing its clothes.
Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of pants.
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll see you at the corner.
Why was the broom late? It swept in.
Why was the ghost invited to the party? Because he was a great entertainer.
Why did the scarecrow become a successful businessman? Because he was outstanding in his field of work.
Why was the music teacher always calm? Because he had perfect pitch.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
Knock knock. Who's there? Control freak. Now you say, 'Control freak who?'
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
How do you organize a space party? You planet.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner.