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Jokes that intentionally lack a punchline or subvert expectations.

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He was outstanding in his field.
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You planet.
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
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Why did the chicken sit on her eggs?
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She didn't have a chair.
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It let out a little wine.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
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Roberto.
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In case he got a hole in one.
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It held up a pair of pants.
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What did one plate say to the other plate?
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Dinner's on me!
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Because it had too many problems.
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It was two tired.
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What did the ocean say to the beach?
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Nothing, it just waved.
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I'll meet you at the corner.
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Because they make up everything.
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Because it saw the salad dressing.
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A brick.
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Why did the boy bring a ladder to the bar?
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