Jokes that intentionally lack a punchline or subvert expectations.
What did the can of soup say to the goldfish? I'm souper excited to meet you!
Why was the belt happy? Because it finally held things together.
What did one wall say to the other wall? You're a-maze-ing.
Why was the math test a piece of cake? Because it was actually a test about fractions.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fshh.
Why did the tomato stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice.
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it's an inanimate body of water.
Why did the antivaxxer refuse to play poker? They don’t want to deal with any shots.
Why did the scarecrow become a successful manager? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the museum go bankrupt? It had too many long faces.
Why didn't the math book believe in miracles? It had too many problems.
Why did the tomato turn gray? It was dead.
Why was the math book thrilled? It finally solved its own problems.
I'm starting a new dating service in Prague. It's for people who don't like Czechs.
Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Because he needed it for his science project on gravity.
What did one airplane say to the other airplane? Wanna wing it?
Why did the pirate go to the art exhibition? He wanted to see the arrrrt.
What did the ax say to the wood? Let's stick together.
What did the tree do to the math teacher? Let him branch out.
What did the cookie say to the cake? Crumb a little closer.
Why did the window break up with the door? It couldn't handle the same old pane.