Why did the bike fall over? It was too tired.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity now. It's impossible to put down.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because it was made of outstanding materials.

I asked my wife if she had seen the remote. She replied, 'I don't know, but the sofa looks very comfortable.'

Why did the chicken sit on her eggs? She didn't want them to hatch.

Why did the belt break up with the pants? It felt too confined.

Why did the potato sit in front of the computer? It wanted to log in.

Why did the athlete go to the bank? To get his running shoes.

Why did the belt win an award? It was outstanding in its loop.

Why did the snowman smile? It heard the snow blower was coming.

Why was the teapot in the hospital? It had too many spouts.

Why couldn't the flower get a date? It was a wallflower.

Why did the broom go to the bar? It was looking to sweep someone off their feet.

Why was the belt the best detective? It could hold up pants.

Why did the watch go to the park? It wanted to see time fly.

Why was the belt so successful at poker? It had a good buckle.

Why did the actors tell each other secrets? They were in a play.

Why did the vegetable go to the party? It heard it would be a smashing time.

Why did the architecture student become a comedian? Because he knew how to structure a joke.

Why was the scarecrow promoted? It was outstanding in its field.

Why did the mathematician become a musician? He could count on his fingers.