Jokes that intentionally lack a punchline or subvert expectations.
I asked the librarian if they had a book on pavements. She said 'Yes, but it’s just the footnotes.'
Why did the duck go to the psychiatrist? To talk about his feelings.
Why did the tomato bring his own dressing to the salad? He didn't trust the ranch.
What did the pen say to the pencil? You dot my i's and cross my t's.
Why did the blanket go to the bed? It wanted to cover the sheets.
Why did the scarecrow become a famous fashion designer? He had great straw-taste.
How does a duck stay dry? By staying out of the rain.
Why did the tomato turn into a grape? Because it was stuck in a jam.
What do you call a pony with a cough? A little hoarse.
Why was the dictionary so well behaved? It had good definitions.
Why did the golf club go to the doctor? To improve its swing.
Why did the chicken sit on the eggs? Because he couldn't find the remote.
What did one banana say to the other banana? 'You a-peel to me.'
How do you weigh a millennial? In Instagram followers.
Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall? He wanted to be framed.
Why did the chicken sit on her eggs? She didn't have a chair.
Why can't you take a photo of a man with a wooden leg? Because wooden legs can't take pictures.
What's the poorest bank in the world? The river bank.
What do you call a nut who just sits around all day? A cashew.
Why was the ocean so salty? Because the land didn't wave back.
What did one hat say to the other hat? Stay right here, I'm going on ahead.