Jokes that intentionally lack a punchline or subvert expectations.
What did one tide say to the other tide? I'm feeling ebbing.
Why wasn't the math book friendly? It had too many square roots.
What did one hat say to the other hat? You're looking cap-tivating.
Why did the bird go to the party? It needed to get chirped out.
What did one tide say to the other tide? Let's wave hello.
Why did the belt get arrested? For breaking under pressure.
How do you organize a space party? You space out the invitations.
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it with interlocking ice cubes.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! Dust pan!
Why did the math book look sad? It had so many unresolved issues.
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and kick every branch until one screams.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because it had untapped potential.
What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think we need to level up.
Why did the belt get arrested? For illegally fabricating a sense of closure.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? I'm late for my shift.
Why did the math book look sad? It was graphing a downward spiral.
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos all the way down.
What did one tide say to the other tide? I'm going to sea you later.
What's orange and rhymes with parrot? A rare poem.
Why did the bird go to the party? It feathered the nest.
Why did the lifeguard kick the elephants out of the pool? They kept forgetting their trunks.