Why did the tea bag leave a bad review? It thought the service was steep.

Why did the tomato turn yellow? It saw the banana split.

Why did the tomato turn red? It was embarrassed to see the salad dressing.

What did one elevator say to the other elevator? Stop lifting me up.

Why did the belt get arrested? It was charged with keeping things together.

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it and designs ice furniture.

Why did the belt get arrested? It staged a rebellion against trousers.

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? I'm here to sweep you off your feet.

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it and has fish-filled fountains.

What did one tide say to the other tide? Let's make waves.

Why wasn't the math book popular? It divided opinions.

What did one hat say to the other hat? You suit me well.

Why did the bird go to the party? It needed to beak up the monotony.

What did one tide say to the other tide? Let's part on good terms.

What did one tide say to the other tide? Let's drift apart.

Why did the belt get arrested? It was pulled in for questioning.

How do you organize a space party? You asteroid who to invite.

What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I can't lift you up all the time.

Why did the belt get arrested? It was caught in a loop.

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Mop is my name, cleaning is my game.

Why did the math book look sad? It was taking too many derivatives.