Jokes that intentionally lack a punchline or subvert expectations.
What did one candle say to the other candle? I'll burn you out.
Why did the tomato go to school? To ketchup on its studies.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out from behind the broom? Surprise!
Why did the bird go to the party? It heard it was going to be a tweet time.
What did one tide say to the other tide? I'll meet you on the flip side.
What's orange and looks like a carrot? A carrot.
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles.
What's the biggest ant in the world? An elephant.
What do you call a sleeping cow? Beef jerky.
Why did the chicken sit on the library book? To read a good yolk.
Why was the belt unhappy? It was feeling belted.
How does a barber make phone calls? Hair-dialing.
Why did the cookie go to therapy? It felt crumby inside.
What did the fish say when it hit its head? Dam!
Why was the musician a terrible gardener? He couldn't handle the scales.
Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel Prize? For his outstanding contributions to agriculture.
How does a cucumber become a pickle? By being in a jam.
What's orange and smells like a carrot? An orange carrot.
Why did the zero go to the therapist? Because it had nothing to lose.
Why did the sandwich go to the gym? It had too much jelly belly.
Why did the pencil go to the classroom? It wanted to be sharp.