Jokes that intentionally lack a punchline or subvert expectations.
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Stop being a budding artist.
Why was the ocean embarrassed? It saw the ships' bottom.
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no guts.
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, your family was in a car accident.
What did the grape say when it was prodded? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Why was the traffic light feeling a bit blue? It just wasn't seeing green.
Why was the music teacher out of rhythm? He lost his beat.
How did the barber win the race? By trimming seconds off his time.
Why do some couples not go to the gym? They find exercise relationship taxing.
What did one plant say to the other plant? I'll be rooting for you.
Why couldn't the math book find its way home? It got lost in all the equations.
How do you spot a modern spider? They have their own website.
What did the doctor say to the sick smartphone? Time for an app-ointment.
How do you make a witch itch? With some creepy-crawly spells.
Why did the scarecrow win a Pulitzer? It was a literary masterpiece in its field.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A bear without teeth.
Why did the tomato go to the gym? It wanted to be fit into a salad.
What do you call a snowman in the spring? A puddle.
Why was the math book sad? It was filled with unsolvable equations.
Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the sunset and blushed from admiration.
What did one egg say to the other egg? Let's crack up together.