Jokes that intentionally lack a punchline or subvert expectations.
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste and cheese.
Why did the math book look unhappy? Because it was full of problems with no solutions.
How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag? You can't, it's too large.
What do you call a bear without teeth? A bear without teeth.
Why did the tomato go to the doctor? It had an illness known as overripeness.
Why did the leopard play hide and seek alone? Because he was always spotted.
Why couldn't the old man see well? Because he couldn't see that well!
Why did the school book go to the therapist? It had too many issues.
Why did the scarecrow become a pilot? He wanted to be outstanding in his field.
Why did the potato get in trouble? It started mashing everything up!
Why did the dentist become a detective? He was good at filling in the gaps.
Why was the belt mad at the pants? They kept sagging.
Why did the scarecrow win an election? He had straw polls.
What did the police officer say to his belly button? You're under a vest!
Why did the scarecrow become a chef? He was outstanding at cooking.
What do you call a fake glass of water? A jello shot.
What did the cobbler say when a cat wandered into his shop? Shoe!
Why did the tomato turn purple? Because it was choking.
How do you catch a squirrel that doesn't want to be caught? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
Why did the scarecrow win the marathon? He was outstanding in his field.
What kind of key doesn't open a door? A monkey.