Why did the tissue go to school? To get a little more edugrossion.

What do you call a bathroom that always smells good? A lavatory with fragrance superiority.

Why did the banana go to the party? It heard there was going to be a lot of peeling involved.

Why did the toilet paper roll chase the dog? It wanted to become the leader of the paper trail.

Why was the soap bar always laughing? It had a bubbly personality.

How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl? They're always standing near the ant-ibacterial soap.

Why don't elephants use toilet paper? They're afraid of getting stuck in the trunk.

What did one toilet say to the other toilet celebrating its birthday? You're on a roll turning another year older!

Why did the gum go to the bathroom? It wanted to find its better half – the sticky situation.

Did you hear about the cheese that went to the bathroom? It had a grate time!

What's a skeleton's favorite part of the bathroom? The body wash – it helps them clean up nicely.

What did one toilet brush say to the other toilet brush at the dance? Let's spin this around and brush up on our moves!

Why did the banana go to the bathroom? It knew it needed to peel better soon.

Why did the bathroom break up with the kitchen? They just couldn't deal with each other's crap.

What's a toilet's favorite game? Hide and go leak!

Why did the booger go to school? Because it wanted to be a snot major!

Why did the snot go to the party? It heard there would be boogying!

What did the pee say to the toilet? You da real MVP!

Why did the toilet paper go to the nightclub? It heard it was on a roll!

What's the favorite part of the sink? The basin!

Why did the toilet flush at midnight? It wanted to be a party pooper!