Why don't Czechs ever lend out their vacuum cleaners? They're afraid they'll lose suction!

How does a German watch horror movies? With Deutsch bag of popcorn!

Why did the Russian go to school in his bathing suit? He wanted to dive into learning!

Why did the Canadian cross the road twice? To apologize for not looking both ways the first time!

What do you call a Japanese bee? A wasabi!

What do you call a South African with a sheep under each arm? A pimp!

Why do Filipinos never play hide and seek? Because they're always outstanding in their field!

How does a Japanese man apologize while going to the bathroom? He says 'sore pee!'

Why did the Irish man bring a pencil to the bar? In case he wanted to draw some spirits!

What do you call a Scottish man in the summer? A roasting hot Scot!

How does a Mexican count to 10? Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, seis, siete, ocho, nueve, diez!

What's a Greek's favorite way to get around? In a gyrocopter!

How does a German politely ask you to leave? Don't mein the door hit you on the way out!

Why don't Canadians ever get lost in the forest? Because they have a compass-eh!

What's a Russian's favorite type of math? Soviet algebra!

How did the Australian find his pet kangaroo? He looked in the pouch!

What do you call a Norwegian who loves the cold weather? A chill-viking!

Why do Finnish people always keep their cars clean? Because they like to have a Finn-ish touch!

Why did the Frenchman bring a baguette to the bar? He needed a snack to go with his wine!

Why don't Brazilians play hide and seek during Carnival? Because good luck hiding in a parade of dancers!

Why did the Scottish woman bring a kilt to the bar? She wanted to show off her national pride!