What's a vampire's favorite Italian dish? Spaghetti and bloodballs!

What do you call a Spanish gardener? Plantos!

Why don't Eskimos like telling jokes? They always get cold shoulders!

What's a pirate's favorite Korean dish? Kimchi me timbers!

Why did the German break up with his internet provider? Too many broken connections!

What do you call a group of Egyptian cats? A meow-meow of pharaohs!

Why did the Russian athlete always win at karaoke? Because he was always Putin on a performance!

What do you call a group of Australians stuck in a snowstorm? Frost-bite!

Why did the Eskimo bring a pillow to the party? In case he got ice-solated!

How does a Canadian fix a broken chair? With eh glue!

What did the sushi say to the hamburger? Soy glad to meat you!

Why did the Egyptian pharaoh go to the dentist? To get a root canal of the Nile!

Why did the Indian man go to the gym? To work on his Bollywood!

What do you call a group of cowboys on a chatroom? The Wild Wi-Fi West!

Why did the Irishman bring a magnet to the bar? He heard the ladies were attracted to him!

How do you know when a Spaniard has been working out? They're in great señor shape!

Why did the French baker win the lottery? He kneaded the dough!

What do you call a Korean martial artist who loves to garden? Taekwondo!

Why did the Dutch couple break up? They couldn't see eye-to-Delft!

How does a Brazilian tan their back? They samba in the sun!

What did the Canadian do when someone stepped on their foot? They apologized for being in the way!