How do you address a group of polite Canadians? A maple leaflet.

Why did the Irishman start a garden with only one potato? Because he wanted to plant a seed of Ire-ation.

What do you call a group of hipster Germans? The Berlin Wallflowers.

Why do Scottish people love oatmeal? It's their daily kilt.

What's a Dutch person's favorite type of party? A wind-millennium celebration.

What did the British man say to the tea bag? You're my cup of tea.

Why did the Swiss man only eat one cheese at a time? He was afraid of fondue-commitment.

What do you call a group of uptight Canadians? The polar opposites.

Why don't Egyptians ever play hide and seek? They always sphinx it's unfair.

What do you call a Chinese person with a lot of cats? Meow Ling.

What's a Japanese ghost's favorite food? Ramen-boo.

How do you ask someone from Dubai to leave you alone? Sheikh, go away!

Why did the French chef get promoted? Because he always brings his A-game.

Why did the Indian man go to the party alone? He wanted to Paneer pressure.

How do you know if a Scotchman has been using your computer? There's whiskey all over the keyboard.

What do you get when you cross a Spaniard with a computer? A Barcelona error.

Why was the Australian kid so good at math? He was a real boomer-angster.

Why did the British person go to therapy? To work through his tea-repressing issues.

How do you compliment a Canadian chef? You're really maple-ing it over.

What do you call a Japanese bodybuilder? Swole-der Ono.

What do you get when you cross a stereotypical Russian with a computer? A hacker, comrade.