What do you call a group of Scottish cows singing? A moo-sical!

Why did the Dutch painter bring a map to the art gallery? To 'canvas' the place!

Why don't Canadians play hide and seek? Good luck finding them, eh!

How do you know if someone is Australian? They'll always tell you they're just going out for a 'walkabout'!

Why don't Jamaicans tell secrets? They're always 'irie'!

What do you call a group of French speakers at a party? A oui-oui!

How do you get a Greek person to stop talking? Just yell 'Opa!'

What's a vampire's favorite Chinese dish? Suck-si chicken!

Why did the German wear sunglasses? He didn't want to get 'blitzed'!

What did the British cat say? Meow-tea!

Why do Swedes always carry a map? In case they get 'lost' in IKEA!

What's a group of Irish potatoes called? A 'blarney'!

Why did the Eskimo sell his furniture? To make ends 'meet'!

How do you greet a Scottish ghost? Hello, 'boo'!

What do you call a Mexican who can perform magic tricks? A 'Juan'-derful illusionist!

Why did the French chef get angry? Because someone stole his 'crepe'!

Why did the Roman emperor visit the chiropractor? He had a lot of 'Caesars' to straighten out!

How does a Chinese person order a beer? They 'brew' it!

Why did the archaeologist go broke? Because his career was in ruins!

What do you call a Scottish cow playing bagpipes? Mootiful music!

Why do Swedish people use 'soup' instead of 'hello'? Because it's their 'broth' language!