Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad you heard these jokes?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cow says. Cow says who? Cow says these jokes are udderly funny!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, these jokes are just for you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla me a banana, I'm hungry!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Thistle. Thistle who? Thistle have you laughing!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gladys. Gladys who? Gladys Friday, let's have some fun!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kitchen. Kitchen who? Kitchen up with some good jokes lately?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin the neighborhood, looking for great jokes!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you again!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Aw, it’s okay, don’t cry!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrup… Moo!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce inside, it's cold out here!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jamaica. Jamaica who? Jamaica mistake, this isn't your house!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Abby. Abby who? Abby birthday to you, have a great day!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No, you're a continent!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Scared you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive up and listen!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy wind blowing through!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Hike. Hike who? Hike up your pants, they're falling down!