Knock, knock. Who's there? Armageddon. Armageddon who? Armageddon tired of all these knock-knock jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bertha. Bertha who? Bertha place to tell jokes than here?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Art. Art who? Art you glad you answered the door?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive a sudden, it started raining knock-knock jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Teresa. Teresa who? Teresa wrong number!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda get ice cream with me?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Mayonnaise. Mayonnaise who? Mayonnaise nobody home right now?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome, tank you for listening to my jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kent. Kent who? Kent you see it's time for another joke?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Turnip. Turnip who? Turnip the volume, let's tell more jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Harold. Harold who? Harold's a wise man who listens to more knock-knock jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interruption. Interruption who? Knock, knock!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No, you're a poo-poo!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Amish. Amish who? Aw, stop being so needy!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you love me?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you for opening the door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Henrietta. Henrietta who? Henrietta long do I have to keep telling knock-knock jokes?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut better joke than this one?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce get together and tell more knock-knock jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold never ends of knock-knock jokes!