Knock, knock. Who's there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good knock-knock joke?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like to be stuck outside?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Alex. Alex who? Alex-plain later, just let me in!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Taco. Taco who? Let’s taco ‘bout how great this joke is!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fig. Fig who? Fig out who it is and open the door!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owl. Owl who? Owl always love you, no matter what!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Conrad. Conrad who? Conradulations on the new baby!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like a million bucks!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you never let me in!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how much I love you?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Noah. Noah who? Noah more room in this house!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you, do you feel the same?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, I'm waiting!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe come in and join the fun?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee, I don't tell jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Hercules. Hercules who? Hercules the man you've been waiting for!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Julien. Julien who? Julien time for a joke?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Earl. Earl who? Earl-y bird gets the worm!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Noah. Noah who? Noah time to answer the door!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe make the sun come out?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad you stopped by?