Knock, knock. Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, let me in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca lunch for us!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in and we'll tell you more jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive the other reindeer!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cheez. Cheez who? Cheez the one who makes me laugh!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cashew. Cashew who? No, cashews nuts!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to use a map to find your house?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Fanny. Fanny who? Fanny-tastic to see you again!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Accordion. Accordion who? Accordion to me, we should go out tonight!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Espresso. Espresso who? Espresso yourself and tell me a joke!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Caesar. Caesar who? Salad Caesar the day!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Moustache. Moustache who? Moustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Exodus. Exodus who? Exodus the way I came in!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Booze. Booze who? Booze the doorbell broken?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jamaican. Jamaican who? Jamaican me crazy with these jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce find out if you can guess this punchline!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Thermos. Thermos who? Thermos be a better joke than this one!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and olive your jokes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Iguana. Iguana who? Iguana hold your hand!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Barry. Barry who? Barry happy to see you!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Swish. Swish who? Swish you a merry Christmas!